Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date.
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait.
Let me tell ya a story of my situation…!
I was talkin’ to this girl from the U.S. nation.
The way that I met her was on stage at a concert.
She had long hair and a short miniskirt.
I just got me drippin’, pourin’ with sweat.
I was walkin’ through the crowd and guess who I met.
I whispered in her ear, “Come to the picture booth. So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof.”
I asked her her name, she said “blah-blah-blah”
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.
I said, “How do you like the show?”
She said, “I was very amused.”
I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range.
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.
Then when I asked, “Do ya have a man?” she tried to pretend…
She said, “No I don’t, I only have a friend.”
Come on!! I’m not even goin’ for it !
This is what I’m goin’ say…
You… You got what I need… But you say he’s just a friend. And you say he’s just a friend…!
So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time.
I thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime.
‘Cause I have friends and that’s a fact…
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack.
Forget about that, let’s go into the story…
About a girl named “blah-blah-blah” that adored me!
So we started talkin’, gettin’ familiar.
Spendin’ a lot of time so we can build up,
A relationship or some understanding.
I was gonna be in the future we was plannin’ .
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat.
After this was established, everything was cool.
The party was over and she went back to school.
I called every day to see how she was doin’ .
Every time that I called her it seemed somethin’ was brewin’ !
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again…
I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, he’s just a friend”
Don’t gimme that… Don’t ever gimme that
Jus’ bust this…
So I came to her college on a surprise visit.
To see my girl that was so exquisite.
It was a school day, I knew she was there.
The first semester of the school year.
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm.
This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form.
He told me where it was and I was on my way.
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say.
I arrived in front of the dormitory.
Yo! could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment.
I didn’t know I was in for such an event.
So I came to her room and opened the door.
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth.
I was so in shock my heart went down south.
So please listen to the message that I say…
“Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.”