My Paradox (Just A Friend)

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date.

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait.

Let me tell ya a story of my situation…!

I was talkin’ to this girl from the U.S. nation.

The way that I met her was on stage at a concert.

She had long hair and a short miniskirt.

I just got me drippin’, pourin’ with sweat.

I was walkin’ through the crowd and guess who I met.

I whispered in her ear, “Come to the picture booth. So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof.”

I asked her her name, she said “blah-blah-blah”

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.

I said, “How do you like the show?”

She said, “I was very amused.”

I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range.

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.

Then when I asked, “Do ya have a man?” she tried to pretend…

She said, “No I don’t, I only have a friend.”

Come on!! I’m not even goin’ for it !

This is what I’m goin’ say…

You… You got what I need… But you say he’s just a friend. And you say he’s just a friend…!

So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time.

I thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime.

‘Cause I have friends and that’s a fact…

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack.

Forget about that, let’s go into the story…

About a girl named “blah-blah-blah” that adored me!

So we started talkin’, gettin’ familiar.

Spendin’ a lot of time so we can build up,

A relationship or some understanding.

I was gonna be in the future we was plannin’ .

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat.

After this was established, everything was cool.

The party was over and she went back to school.

I called every day to see how she was doin’ .

Every time that I called her it seemed somethin’ was brewin’ !

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again…

I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, he’s just a friend”

Don’t gimme that… Don’t ever gimme that

Jus’ bust this…

So I came to her college on a surprise visit.

To see my girl that was so exquisite.

It was a school day, I knew she was there.

The first semester of the school year.

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm.

This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form.

He told me where it was and I was on my way.

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say.

I arrived in front of the dormitory.

Yo! could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment.

I didn’t know I was in for such an event.

So I came to her room and opened the door.

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth.

I was so in shock my heart went down south.

So please listen to the message that I say…

“Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.”





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